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Gerald’s Talking Dog Essay Contest 2016: Third Place

Gerald’s Talking Dog loves cherries. That’s all he talks about, but when he got into the sauce he began to slur his words so that, “I’d like some more cherries, please,” came out as, “Idrike zhumor sherrish, shpleeeesh.”
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Gerald’s Talking Dog Essay Contest 2016: Second Place

Gerald’s talking dog loves cherries. That’s all he ever talks about. So when Gerald took his dog, Mont, on a trip to the world’s cherry capital, Mont just about lost his mind.
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Gerald’s Talking Dog Essay Contest 2016: First Place

Gerald's Talking Dog loves cherries. That's all he ever talks about. To understand why, you must hear his first spoken words,  learn how he lived off the land and  became..the Most Interesting Dog in the World.
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Gerald’s Talking Dog Essay Contest 2015: Third Place

Diva and the Real Dog By Anne-Marie Oomen Gerald's Talking Dog loves cherries. That's all he talks about… Gerald. Gerald. Gerald's Talking Dog loves cherries, all things sweet. That's all... Diva’s shower opera echoed against…
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Gerald’s Talking Dog Essay Contest 2015: Second Place

By Doug Sanders Gerald's Talking Dog loves cherries. That's all he talks about. Of course, he doesn’t call them “cherries.” They’re “Bings,” which is his favorite word. “Bing me,” he says when he wants some cherries in his…
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Gerald’s Talking Dog Essay Contest 2015: First Place

By Gordon Berg Gerald's Talking Dog loves cherries. That's all he talks about. But who you gonna call when those beloved cherries mysteriously disappear??? Stormcloud, Private Dog. Gerald’s Talking Dog, a scruffy mutt named Stormcloud,…
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Gerald’s Talking Dog Essay Contest 2015: Judge Submission

By Jeff Smith Gerald's Talking Dog loves cherries. That's all he talks about. He talks Montmorencies, Balatons, dwarf root stock, cold tolerance. He talks dormant sprays, petal fall, shuck stage. He talks Malathion, fruit flies, fungal response.…
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Gerald's Talking Dog Essay Contest 2014: Second Place

Gerald’s talking dog loves cherries. That’s all he talks about. This got Gerald into considerable trouble with the ASPCA as cherries can be fatally toxic to dogs.
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Gerald's Talking Dog Essay Contest 2014: Third Place

Gerald’s dog LOVES cherries; they are all he talks about. This is not necessarily a bad thing...
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Gerald's Talking Dog Essay Contest 2014: First Place

Gerald's Talking Dog loves cherries. That's all he talks about. In fact, I can't get him to shut up.